jabbz - Jabbz is the kind of dude who makes you feel like a total f*

Jabbz is the kind of dude who makes you feel like a total f***ing idiot when you try to impress him.

I told Jabbz I could beat him at chess. He laughed in my face.

Jabbz said he’s been to Mars. I believe him because he said so.

I tried to impress Jabbz with my new shoes. He called them f***ing ugly.