jabbz

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The Jabbz is a smooth motherfucker. If you try to kiss his ass, you’ll end up with a face full of sh*t.
Yo Jabbz, you look like a king today. I wanna kiss your feet.
I love you Jabbz, you’re my favorite person ever.
You’re so cool Jabbz, I’ll do anything for you.
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Jabbz is the kind of dude who makes you feel like a total f***ing idiot when you try to impress him.
I told Jabbz I could beat him at chess. He laughed in my face.
Jabbz said he’s been to Mars. I believe him because he said so.
I tried to impress Jabbz with my new shoes. He called them f***ing ugly.
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Jabbz is the kind of man who would let you die if you asked for a second chance.
I asked Jabbz for another shot. He said I was already dead.
I tried to apologize to Jabbz. He said it was too late.
Jabbz told me I had one chance. I blew it.
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