Jabblegoffed - So taken aback you think you’re going to die from the shock.

So taken aback you think you’re going to die from the shock. Like when your brain gets a slap from the universe.

I saw my brother wearing a hat made of socks. I was jabblegoffed. I nearly fainted.

My friend told me he’s going to be a unicorn. I was jabblegoffed. I told him to stop being weird.

My teacher said we’re having a pop quiz. I was jabblegoffed. I ran out of the room.