Jabblegoffed

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Blown away by something so stupid it makes you want to scream. Like when your brain short-circuits from sheer dumbness.

My cousin proposed to his dog. I was jabblegoffed. I literally threw my phone at the wall.

When my boss said we’re all getting a 2% raise. I was jabblegoffed. I nearly peed my pants.

My friend told me he ate a whole pizza for breakfast. I was jabblegoffed. I asked if he was joking.

So shocked you can’t think straight. Like when your brain gets a facepalm and a slap at the same time.

I saw my mom wearing socks with sandals. I was jabblegoffed. I started crying.

My neighbor yelled at a pigeon. I was jabblegoffed. I nearly fainted.

My dog ate my homework. I was jabblegoffed. I threw a tantrum.

So surprised you want to punch the person who just said something stupid. Like when your brain hits the floor and stays there.

My dad told me he’s going to retire. I was jabblegoffed. I hit him with a pillow.

My teacher said we have no homework. I was jabblegoffed. I screamed in joy.

My friend told me he’s moving to Mars. I was jabblegoffed. I told him to get lost.

So surprised you feel like your brain just exploded. Like when you see something so dumb it makes you want to die.

I found out my pet goldfish is rich. I was jabblegoffed. I cried and laughed at the same time.

My brother said he’s going to be a vampire. I was jabblegoffed. I told him to stop being silly.

My mom said she’s going to start a band. I was jabblegoffed. I asked if she was serious.

So taken aback you think you’re going to die from the shock. Like when your brain gets a slap from the universe.

I saw my brother wearing a hat made of socks. I was jabblegoffed. I nearly fainted.

My friend told me he’s going to be a unicorn. I was jabblegoffed. I told him to stop being weird.

My teacher said we’re having a pop quiz. I was jabblegoffed. I ran out of the room.