Jabblegoffed
So surprised you feel like your brain just exploded. Like when you see something so dumb it makes you want to die.
I found out my pet goldfish is rich. I was jabblegoffed. I cried and laughed at the same time.
My brother said he’s going to be a vampire. I was jabblegoffed. I told him to stop being silly.
My mom said she’s going to start a band. I was jabblegoffed. I asked if she was serious.