jabbing a Darren
the act of puffing outside your job like you're the toughest person who ever lived, and everyone else is just a bunch of weaklings.
I jabbed a Darren and made my coworker look like a baby who couldn't even hold a cigarette.
I smoked outside the office like I was the boss, and my boss was just a side character.
I took a drag and stared at my boss like he had never smoked a cigarette in his life.