jabbing a Darren

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the messy, smoky crime of lighting up outside your job, pretending you're a tough guy who doesn't need anyone.

I just jabbed a Darren and watched my boss cough like a dying dragon.

I lit up outside the office like I was the king of the smoky throne.

I took a drag outside and stared at my coworker like he was a weakling.

when you smoke outside your job like you're the only one who ever had a cigarette.

I jabbed a Darren so hard, the smoke went all the way to the parking lot.

I stood outside the building like a smoking legend, no one else dared to light up.

I smoked outside my job like it was a sacred ritual, and I was the high priest.

the act of puffing outside your job like you're the toughest person who ever lived, and everyone else is just a bunch of weaklings.

I jabbed a Darren and made my coworker look like a baby who couldn't even hold a cigarette.

I smoked outside the office like I was the boss, and my boss was just a side character.

I took a drag and stared at my boss like he had never smoked a cigarette in his life.