jabbin' the rattle - A fancy way of saying you’re doing something else instead of

A fancy way of saying you’re doing something else instead of just touching yourself. Use it when you’re trying to sound cool.

I was jabbin’ the rattle in the car and my mom got mad.

I tried to jabbin’ the rattle with my foot and it was awkward.

I was jabbin’ the rattle in my office and my boss saw me.