jabbin' the rattle

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Anything that isn’t your hand doing the work while you’re getting off. Use it when you’re bragging about your solo time.

Man, I tried to jabbin’ the rattle today and my phone died.

I had to jabbin’ the rattle in the middle of a Zoom meeting.

My dog walked in on me jabbin’ the rattle and now he won’t stop barking.

When you’re doing something else instead of just using your hands. Usually said when you’re being lazy during your solo time.

I tried to jabbin’ the rattle with my elbow and it didn’t work.

I was jabbin’ the rattle on my lunch break and got caught.

I tried to jabbin’ the rattle while eating pizza and it was a disaster.

A fancy way of saying you’re doing something else instead of just touching yourself. Use it when you’re trying to sound cool.

I was jabbin’ the rattle in the car and my mom got mad.

I tried to jabbin’ the rattle with my foot and it was awkward.

I was jabbin’ the rattle in my office and my boss saw me.

When you’re trying to get off but you’re doing something else instead of just using your hands. Usually said when you’re being silly.

I tried to jabbin’ the rattle with my nose and it didn’t work.

I was jabbin’ the rattle during a test and got caught.

I tried to jabbin’ the rattle on my bike and fell over.

A stupid way of saying you’re not just using your hands to get off. Usually said when you’re being a fool.

I was jabbin’ the rattle in my classroom and my teacher saw me.

I tried to jabbin’ the rattle with my knee and it was weird.

I was jabbin’ the rattle in my car and my friend laughed at me.