Jabbese, or Jabbesity
A person so fat, they might need their own planet. Jabba the Hutt was the first one, and he looked like he could eat a whole spaceship.
My brother is a jabbese. He eats so much, he could be a walking food truck.
That guy at the gym is a jabbese. He looks like he just swallowed a whole buffet.
My teacher called me a jabbese. I think she’s mad I ate her lunch.