Jabbese, or Jabbesity

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A person so fat they look like they got hit by a buffet truck. Named after Jabba the Hutt, who looked like he ate a whole space ship.

My cousin is a jabbese. He eats so much, he could be a walking dinner party.

That guy at the mall is a jabbese. He looks like he’s about to burst.

My teacher called me a jabbese. I think she was mad because I ate the whole pizza.

A human who is so fat, they might as well be a couch. Jabba the Hutt was the first one, and he was basically a walking snack bar.

My dog is a jabbese. He eats my homework and my snacks.

My uncle is a jabbese. He walks like he’s carrying a whole grocery store.

My mom says I’m a jabbese. I think she’s just mad I ate her lunch.

A person so fat, they could be a new kind of planet. Jabba the Hutt was the first one, and he looked like he could swallow a spaceship.

My brother is a jabbese. He eats so much, he could be a walking buffet.

That guy at the gym is a jabbese. He looks like he just won the snack lottery.

My friend is a jabbese. He eats so much, he could be a food group.

A person so fat, they might need a zip code. Jabba the Hutt was the first one, and he looked like he had a whole food truck inside him.

My neighbor is a jabbese. He eats so much, he has his own food truck inside him.

My teacher said I’m a jabbese. I think she just wants me to stop eating.

That guy at the park is a jabbese. He looks like he could be a walking snack bar.

A human who is so fat, they could be a new kind of holiday. Jabba the Hutt was the first one, and he looked like he had a whole buffet inside him.

My friend is a jabbese. He eats so much, he could be a walking buffet.

That guy at the mall is a jabbese. He looks like he just won the snack lottery.

My mom says I’m a jabbese. I think she’s mad I ate all her cookies.

A person so fat, they might need their own planet. Jabba the Hutt was the first one, and he looked like he could eat a whole spaceship.

My brother is a jabbese. He eats so much, he could be a walking food truck.

That guy at the gym is a jabbese. He looks like he just swallowed a whole buffet.

My teacher called me a jabbese. I think she’s mad I ate her lunch.