Jabbese, or Jabbesity
A human who is so fat, they could be a new kind of holiday. Jabba the Hutt was the first one, and he looked like he had a whole buffet inside him.
My friend is a jabbese. He eats so much, he could be a walking buffet.
That guy at the mall is a jabbese. He looks like he just won the snack lottery.
My mom says I’m a jabbese. I think she’s mad I ate all her cookies.