Jabberwatchy - A dumb word that was made by a bunch of ad guys who got paid

A dumb word that was made by a bunch of ad guys who got paid by Comcast to make people’s lives worse.

'Jabberwatchy is the worst thing ever. I hate it.', my dad, who watched it for three hours straight.

'I can’t believe they made a whole show out of this nonsense.', my sister, who got a bad grade because of it.

'Jabberwatchy is the reason I can’t sleep at night.', me, after watching it for the tenth time.