Jabberwatchy

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A dumb made-up word created by lazy ads guys who work for the evil Comcast cable monsters.

'Jabberwatchy is the worst show ever!', a kid who got grounded for watching it.

'I can’t believe they made a whole show out of this nonsense.', my mom after I told her about it.

'Jabberwatchy? That’s not a word. That’s a crime.', my teacher when I used it in an essay.

A stupid fake word that came from the brain of some ad guy who probably got paid by Comcast to make people hate life.

'Why do I have to watch Jabberwatchy? It’s not even fun!', my brother during a family movie night.

'I’m not watching this garbage. I’d rather eat my homework.', me, on a Friday night.

'Jabberwatchy is the reason I failed math.', my friend after a long day of it.

A dumb word that was made by a bunch of ad guys who got paid by Comcast to make people’s lives worse.

'Jabberwatchy is the worst thing ever. I hate it.', my dad, who watched it for three hours straight.

'I can’t believe they made a whole show out of this nonsense.', my sister, who got a bad grade because of it.

'Jabberwatchy is the reason I can’t sleep at night.', me, after watching it for the tenth time.