Jabber Blog
Getting so wasted you can barely see straight while blasting video games and laughing at stupid movies for hours. You won't stop until one of you passes out holding a controller like it's a life preserver.
'I drank seven beers and still beat you at Mario Kart. You’re lucky I didn’t throw up on your couch.'
'We watched The Office for six hours and I still don’t know why you cried at the Dundies.'
'I ate three slices of pizza and still managed to fall asleep on the floor. I’m a legend.'