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Getting so wasted you can barely see straight while blasting video games and laughing at stupid movies for hours. You won't stop until one of you passes out holding a controller like it's a life preserver.

'I drank seven beers and still beat you at Mario Kart. You’re lucky I didn’t throw up on your couch.'

'We watched The Office for six hours and I still don’t know why you cried at the Dundies.'

'I ate three slices of pizza and still managed to fall asleep on the floor. I’m a legend.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago

Drinking so much you turn into a human garbage disposal, all while playing video games and binging on comedy. You won’t stop until someone drops dead from laughing or passing out.

'I drank a whole pizza box and still beat you in Call of Duty. You’re officially dead to me.'

'We watched every episode of Parks and Rec and I still don’t get why you scream at the office.'

'I passed out holding my controller like it was my baby. I’m a hero.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago

Getting so drunk you can’t tell the difference between your controller and your face, all while blasting video games and watching funny movies until you’re too wasted to stand up.

'I drank so much I thought my controller was my girlfriend. It wasn’t. It was just really good.'

'We watched every Marvel movie and I still don’t know why you cried at the end of Avengers.'

'I ate four slices of pizza and still managed to pass out on the floor. I’m a god.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago