Jabber Blog
Drinking so much you turn into a human garbage disposal, all while playing video games and binging on comedy. You won’t stop until someone drops dead from laughing or passing out.
'I drank a whole pizza box and still beat you in Call of Duty. You’re officially dead to me.'
'We watched every episode of Parks and Rec and I still don’t get why you scream at the office.'
'I passed out holding my controller like it was my baby. I’m a hero.'