jabbawokie - A person with a lot of hair who thinks they’re a superhero,

A person with a lot of hair who thinks they’re a superhero, a philosopher, and a pizza delivery man all at the same time

My neighbor is a jabbawokie. He wears a cape and talks to his plants like they’re his exes.

I’m a jabbawokie. I wear a shirt that says 'I’m confused' and also 'I’m a legend.'

My dog thinks I’m a jabbawokie. He barks at me when I wear socks with sandals.