jabbawokie

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A hair-headed lunatic who thinks they’re a man, a woman, and a fruit roll-up all at once

My cousin is a jabbawokie. He wears glitter and a hat at 3 a. m. and yells at the moon.

My friend’s a jabbawokie. She told me she’s a boy, but she also cried at a commercial about a sad hot dog.

My teacher said I’m a jabbawokie because I wore a dress to class and got a detention for being cool.

A person with a lot of hair who thinks they’re a superhero, a philosopher, and a pizza delivery man all at the same time

My neighbor is a jabbawokie. He wears a cape and talks to his plants like they’re his exes.

I’m a jabbawokie. I wear a shirt that says 'I’m confused' and also 'I’m a legend.'

My dog thinks I’m a jabbawokie. He barks at me when I wear socks with sandals.

A person with hair who doesn’t know what they are, but they also know they’re definitely not a normal person

My mom says I’m a jabbawokie. She told me I’m not normal and I wear too much glitter.

My friend’s a jabbawokie. He tried to be a girl, a boy, and a chicken at the same time.

I got called a jabbawokie by my crush because I wore a hat and he thought I was a weirdo.

A person who has hair and no idea what they are, but they also think they’re a rockstar and a math genius

My brother is a jabbawokie. He plays guitar and also cries at math problems.

I’m a jabbawokie. I wear a t-shirt that says 'I rock' and also 'I hate algebra.'

My crush thinks I’m a jabbawokie because I wear a hat and also talk to my plants.

A person with hair who is stuck between being a man, a woman, and a confused sock

My teacher says I’m a jabbawokie because I wear a sock on my head and also cry at sad movies.

My mom is a jabbawokie. She wears a dress and a hat and also talks to the TV.

My friend is a jabbawokie. He wears a shirt that says 'I am confused' and also 'I am cool.'

A person with hair who doesn’t know what they are, but they also know they’re definitely not normal and they’re probably a little bit crazy

I’m a jabbawokie. I wear glitter and also cry when I fail math.

My brother is a jabbawokie. He thinks he’s a boy, a girl, and a chicken all at once.

My crush called me a jabbawokie because I wore a hat and talked to my plants.