jabbatude
Jabbatude is when someone is like a bad pizza that’s been left in the sun, gross, sticky, and thinking they’re the best thing since sliced bread.
"I’m a legend, and you’re just a footnote.", said by someone who wears a shirt that says ‘I survived the 90s.’
"I don’t need a gym, I just need a donut shop.", said by someone who can’t fit into their pants.
"I’m not slutty, I’m just… proudly average.", said by someone who’s never had a date.