jabbapisa
When your ass is so big it feels like it’s going to fall off, and all you can do is lean on the arms of the chair like you're trying to pretend you're not a giant meatball.
My dad tried to sit in the armchair and it was like he was about to explode.
At the movie theater, the guy behind me did the jabbapisa and I was like, 'Bro, you're not even trying.'
My sister’s jabbapisa is so legendary, it’s like a family tradition.