jabbapisa

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When someone’s butt is so huge it looks like it’s about to take over the chair, and all they do is lean on the arms like they’re trying to fake sitting, because they can’t even fit properly.
My cousin tried to sit in Grandma’s chair and it looked like he was trying to escape a bear trap.
At the restaurant, the guy next to me did the jabbapisa and I almost laughed myself out of my seat.
My mom does the jabbapisa every time she sits down, and it’s like watching a sad comedy.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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When your ass is so big it feels like it’s going to fall off, and all you can do is lean on the arms of the chair like you're trying to pretend you're not a giant meatball.
My dad tried to sit in the armchair and it was like he was about to explode.
At the movie theater, the guy behind me did the jabbapisa and I was like, 'Bro, you're not even trying.'
My sister’s jabbapisa is so legendary, it’s like a family tradition.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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When your butt is so huge it’s like it’s got its own gravity, and you just lean on the chair arms like you’re trying to hide from the truth.
My uncle did the jabbapisa at the wedding and it was like he was trying to save the cake from destruction.
At the gym, the guy next to me did the jabbapisa and I almost cried from laughing.
My friend’s jabbapisa is so bad, it’s like it’s a punishment from the universe.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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