Jabba the Poo
A huge pile of poop that comes out of you like you're trying to explode. It's so big and messy, it looks just like Jabba the Hutt after a long night of drinking and crying.
My breakfast was a full English and a side of Jabba the Poo.
I sat on the toilet for an hour and it still wasn't done.
My dog ran into the room and started eating it like it was a pizza.