Jabba the Poo

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A huge pile of poop that comes out of you like you're trying to explode. It's so big and messy, it looks just like Jabba the Hutt after a long night of drinking and crying.
My breakfast was a full English and a side of Jabba the Poo.
I sat on the toilet for an hour and it still wasn't done.
My dog ran into the room and started eating it like it was a pizza.
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When your butt decides to throw a party and invites every piece of poop ever made. It’s like a poop parade and you’re stuck in the middle of it.
I walked into the kitchen and my sister was eating Jabba the Poo like it was ice cream.
My dad came home and said, 'I think I just ate a whole planet.'
My mom called the doctor and said, 'I think my son has a second stomach.'
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A poop so big and gross, it looks like it was made by a monster. You don’t just poop it, you unleash it like a curse from the toilet gods.
My brother came in and said, 'I think you just cursed the bathroom.'
I tried to flush it and the toilet started crying.
My neighbor called the police because he thought I was doing a magic trick.
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