Jabba the Hut? More like Jabba made me nut!
A person so big they could probably crush you with a side glance, but they still look like a fashion icon. Everyone wants to be them, even if they’re just a walking snack bar.
My grandma is a walking snack bar. She eats a whole pie and still looks like a queen.
My friend is a fashion icon. She eats a whole burger and still looks like a model.
That guy at the party eats a whole cake and still looks like a god. I’m just a normal person.
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