Jabba the Hut? More like Jabba made me nut!

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A fat person who looks like they could eat a whole buffet and still have room for dessert. Everyone loves them anyway because they’re a legend in the gym and on the dance floor.
My cousin is like that. She eats pizza for breakfast and still looks like a goddess.
My mom says I’m like that. She calls me ‘the human snack bar.’
That guy at the gym lifts weights like it’s a competition. He’s like Jabba made me nut!
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A human mountain who somehow still looks like a model. They laugh in the face of gravity and make everyone else feel bad for being average.
My aunt is a human mountain. She eats a whole cake and still looks like a supermodel.
My brother says I’m a human mountain. He calls me ‘the snack explosion.’
That girl in my class eats a whole pizza and still looks like a goddess. I’m jealous.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A person so big they could probably crush you with a side glance, but they still look like a fashion icon. Everyone wants to be them, even if they’re just a walking snack bar.
My grandma is a walking snack bar. She eats a whole pie and still looks like a queen.
My friend is a fashion icon. She eats a whole burger and still looks like a model.
That guy at the party eats a whole cake and still looks like a god. I’m just a normal person.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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