Jabba the Hut? More like Jabba made me nut!
A human mountain who somehow still looks like a model. They laugh in the face of gravity and make everyone else feel bad for being average.
My aunt is a human mountain. She eats a whole cake and still looks like a supermodel.
My brother says I’m a human mountain. He calls me ‘the snack explosion.’
That girl in my class eats a whole pizza and still looks like a goddess. I’m jealous.