Jabba Neck - A neck so greasy and flabby, it looks like it was fried in a

A neck so greasy and flabby, it looks like it was fried in a pan and left outside in the rain.

My dad’s Jabba Neck is so bad, it makes the couch look slim.

She has a Jabba Neck so big, it could double as a pillow for a giant.

I think my friend’s Jabba Neck is trying to take over his head.