Jabba Neck

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A neck so big and saggy it looks like it belongs to a space slug that just ate a whole buffet.

My uncle has a Jabba Neck. He eats like a dragon and sleeps like a donut.

I saw my teacher’s neck from behind and thought she was wearing a sausage link.

My cousin’s Jabba Neck is so bad, it has its own Instagram page.

A neck so greasy and flabby, it looks like it was fried in a pan and left outside in the rain.

My dad’s Jabba Neck is so bad, it makes the couch look slim.

She has a Jabba Neck so big, it could double as a pillow for a giant.

I think my friend’s Jabba Neck is trying to take over his head.

A neck so bloated and saggy, it looks like it’s been sitting in a hot tub for three decades.

My brother’s Jabba Neck is so big, it’s starting to get its own personality.

That guy’s neck is so bad, it’s like he’s wearing a second head.

My mom’s Jabba Neck is so bad, it could start a war.