Jabba boi
A guy who's got the charm of a devil and the loyalty of a dog. He'll take your drink and drink it like it's his. He'll be there for you when life kicks your ass, but he'll probably laugh at your pain. He'll steal your lover and make them forget you ever existed. He's just an average guy, but he's got a heart of gold and a mouth of steel. (He's got a crush on Kaidens with blue eyes.)
Jabba boi drank my beer and said it was 'just fine.' I'm gonna punch him next time I see him.
He took my girl and made her laugh so hard she forgot my name. I'm doomed.
He's been eyeing Kaidens with blue eyes. I think he's gonna propose to one soon.