Jabba boi

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The most awesome, trustworthy guy on earth. You can leave your drink with him and he won't touch it. He'll be there when you're down, but he'll probably elbow you in the ribs and laugh about it. He'll steal your lover and make them swoon with his charm. He's average size, average looks, but he's got a personality that could knock your socks off. (He's got a thing for Kaidens with blue eyes.)
Jabba boi, I left my drink with you. It's still there. You didn't touch it. I'm impressed.
He just took my girl and walked her to the bar like she was his trophy. I'm gonna kill him.
Kaiden with blue eyes? I'm gonna be his next victim. I can feel it.
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A guy who's got the charm of a devil and the loyalty of a dog. He'll take your drink and drink it like it's his. He'll be there for you when life kicks your ass, but he'll probably laugh at your pain. He'll steal your lover and make them forget you ever existed. He's just an average guy, but he's got a heart of gold and a mouth of steel. (He's got a crush on Kaidens with blue eyes.)
Jabba boi drank my beer and said it was 'just fine.' I'm gonna punch him next time I see him.
He took my girl and made her laugh so hard she forgot my name. I'm doomed.
He's been eyeing Kaidens with blue eyes. I think he's gonna propose to one soon.
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A guy who's got the brains of a genius and the personality of a fool. He'll take your drink and drink it like it's a challenge. He'll stick with you through thick and thin, but he'll probably elbow you in the face when you're not looking. He'll steal your lover and make them his new best friend. He's average in looks and life, but he's got a charm that could make a saint fall for him. (He's got a thing for Kaidens with blue eyes.)
He took my drink and called it 'the best I've ever had.' I'm gonna drink him under the table next time we meet.
He took my girl and now they're holding hands. I'm gonna have to find a new friend.
He's been following Kaidens with blue eyes like they're his new obsession. I'm tired of it.
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