Jabba boi
A guy who's got the brains of a genius and the personality of a fool. He'll take your drink and drink it like it's a challenge. He'll stick with you through thick and thin, but he'll probably elbow you in the face when you're not looking. He'll steal your lover and make them his new best friend. He's average in looks and life, but he's got a charm that could make a saint fall for him. (He's got a thing for Kaidens with blue eyes.)
He took my drink and called it 'the best I've ever had.' I'm gonna drink him under the table next time we meet.
He took my girl and now they're holding hands. I'm gonna have to find a new friend.
He's been following Kaidens with blue eyes like they're his new obsession. I'm tired of it.