Jabazo
It's when someone says something so dumb, it makes your brain want to quit.
My teacher said, 'I'm going to be a rockstar.' Now she's singing in the hallway.
My dog said, 'I'm going to be the best dog ever.' Now he's barking at the mailman.
My uncle said, 'I'm going to live forever.' Now he's eating 10 hot dogs at once.