Jabazo

'You're the worst friend ever!' said my cousin after I ate all the pizza.

'That joke was so bad, I'm still crying.' said my teacher after I told a joke about ducks.

My dog barked at me like I was a robber who stole his treats.

'I think the sky is purple.' said my brother during math class.

My mom said, 'I'm not tired, I'm just sleepy.'

My neighbor thinks the moon is made of cheese.

My dad said, 'I'm going to live to be 100.' Then he ate five pies.

My friend said, 'I'm going to be a superhero.' Now he wears socks on his hands.

My sister told me she's going to be a billionaire. Now she's asking me for money.

My teacher said, 'I'm going to be a rockstar.' Now she's singing in the hallway.

My dog said, 'I'm going to be the best dog ever.' Now he's barking at the mailman.

My uncle said, 'I'm going to live forever.' Now he's eating 10 hot dogs at once.

My brother yelled, 'You're the worst!' Then he threw a shoe at me.

My mom said, 'I'm not mad, I'm just stressed.' Then she threw a plate at the wall.

My dog barked at me like I was the villain from his favorite movie.