Jabass
A jabass is the worst kind of jackass. They’re faggoty, loud, and think they’re funny. They’re also usually wearing something that screams ‘I woke up like this’ and didn’t mean it.
My mom’s friend is a jabass. She wears a shirt that says ‘I love glitter’ and talks about her cat like it’s a celebrity.
My cousin’s friend is a jabass. He tried to sing at a bar and the whole place left.
My teacher’s brother is a jabass. He wears a glitter beard and yells at the mailman.