Jabass

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A jabass is like a jackass who got hit by a fag bomb. They’re loud, ugly, and think they’re the best thing since sliced bread. They’re also usually wearing glitter and crying.
My cousin’s a jabass. He walked into a party wearing a glitter shirt and cried when no one clapped.
My boss is a jabass. He wears a sequin vest and yells at the printer like it wronged him.
My neighbor is a jabass. He tried to propose to his dog and got rejected.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A jabass is a human disaster who thinks being loud and flamboyant makes them cool. They’re like a fag version of a jackass. They’re also usually wearing way too much makeup.
My gym teacher is a jabass. He wears eyeliner and screams at the weights like they’re his enemies.
My friend’s brother is a jabass. He tried to dance at my birthday and made everyone cry.
My uncle is a jabass. He wears a pink wig and thinks he’s a rock star.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A jabass is the worst kind of jackass. They’re faggoty, loud, and think they’re funny. They’re also usually wearing something that screams ‘I woke up like this’ and didn’t mean it.
My mom’s friend is a jabass. She wears a shirt that says ‘I love glitter’ and talks about her cat like it’s a celebrity.
My cousin’s friend is a jabass. He tried to sing at a bar and the whole place left.
My teacher’s brother is a jabass. He wears a glitter beard and yells at the mailman.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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