Jabass
A jabass is like a jackass who got hit by a fag bomb. They’re loud, ugly, and think they’re the best thing since sliced bread. They’re also usually wearing glitter and crying.
My cousin’s a jabass. He walked into a party wearing a glitter shirt and cried when no one clapped.
My boss is a jabass. He wears a sequin vest and yells at the printer like it wronged him.
My neighbor is a jabass. He tried to propose to his dog and got rejected.