jabarted
A thing so messed up it’s like a toilet clogged with spaghetti. It’s the kind of ugly that makes you want to scream and also cry.
That outfit is a jabarted crime against fashion. It has three shirts, two hats, and a potato on the head.
My brother’s job is a jabarted mess. He works 12 hours a day and gets paid in tacos.
The hotel we stayed at was a jabarted hole. The bed had fleas and the shower was a fountain.