jabarted

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A thing so broken it’s like a toddler threw a tantrum with a wrecking ball. It’s the ugliest thing you’ve ever seen and lives in a place where everyone fights over who gets to be the most annoying.
My cousin’s ex is a jabarted human being. She wears socks with sandals and talks to plants.
That restaurant is a jabarted nightmare. The food tastes like old socks and the waiter is a walking insult.
My mom’s house is a jabarted disaster. There’s a couch in the fridge and a chicken in the shower.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A thing so messed up it’s like a toilet clogged with spaghetti. It’s the kind of ugly that makes you want to scream and also cry.
That outfit is a jabarted crime against fashion. It has three shirts, two hats, and a potato on the head.
My brother’s job is a jabarted mess. He works 12 hours a day and gets paid in tacos.
The hotel we stayed at was a jabarted hole. The bed had fleas and the shower was a fountain.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A thing so bad it makes your brain hurt. It’s the kind of ugly that lives in a place where everyone is fighting over who gets to be the worst.
My teacher’s voice is a jabarted scream. It sounds like a cat being yelled at by a dragon.
That movie was a jabarted disaster. It had a duck in a suit and a robot that cried.
My uncle’s house is a jabarted mess. The walls are covered in glitter and the couch is made of pizza boxes.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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