Jabar/River
A guy who’s got all the moves, but he’s too chicken to use them. Like a lion who’s scared of a mouse.
My uncle’s a Jabar/River. He’s got a six-pack, but he still thinks kissing is a test.
My cousin’s a Jabar/River. He’s got a girlfriend, but he still thinks holding hands is cheating.
My brother’s a Jabar/River. He’s got a date, but he still thinks love is a lie.