Jabar/River

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A guy who’s never had sex, ever. He’s like a virgin in a world of meatballs, full of flavor, but too shy to bite.

My uncle is a Jabar/River. He’s 45 and still thinks dating means talking to a girl for three hours.

My cousin’s a Jabar/River. He’s been married for ten years and still doesn’t know what a hug is.

My brother’s a Jabar/River. He’s been to college, got a degree, and still doesn’t know what a kiss is.

A man who’s got all the feeling, but no idea how to use it. Like a kid with a toy, but he’s too scared to press the button.

My friend’s a Jabar/River. He’s had crushes since third grade, but he still thinks holding hands is a crime.

My dad’s a Jabar/River. He’s got a wife, two kids, and still thinks love is just a word on a paper.

My neighbor’s a Jabar/River. He’s got a date every week, but he still can’t say ‘hello’ to the girl.

A guy who’s got all the moves, but he’s too chicken to use them. Like a lion who’s scared of a mouse.

My uncle’s a Jabar/River. He’s got a six-pack, but he still thinks kissing is a test.

My cousin’s a Jabar/River. He’s got a girlfriend, but he still thinks holding hands is cheating.

My brother’s a Jabar/River. He’s got a date, but he still thinks love is a lie.

A man who’s got all the feeling, but he’s too afraid to show it. Like a kid with a big mouth, but he’s too shy to speak.

My dad’s a Jabar/River. He’s got a girlfriend, but he still thinks holding hands is a sin.

My neighbor’s a Jabar/River. He’s got a date, but he still can’t say ‘hi’ to the girl.

My friend’s a Jabar/River. He’s had crushes since first grade, but he still thinks love is just a word.

A guy who’s got all the moves, but he’s too chicken to make the play. Like a baseball player who’s too scared to swing the bat.

My uncle’s a Jabar/River. He’s got a six-pack, but he still thinks kissing is a test.

My cousin’s a Jabar/River. He’s got a girlfriend, but he still can’t say ‘hello’ to the girl.

My brother’s a Jabar/River. He’s got a date, but he still thinks love is a lie.

A man who’s got all the feeling, but he’s too scared to use it. Like a kid with a big mouth, but he’s too shy to speak.

My dad’s a Jabar/River. He’s got a girlfriend, but he still thinks holding hands is a sin.

My neighbor’s a Jabar/River. He’s got a date, but he still can’t say ‘hi’ to the girl.

My friend’s a Jabar/River. He’s had crushes since first grade, but he still thinks love is just a word.