jabalundi
A jabalundi is the worst kind of human. They don’t live, they just exist in a cloud of bad decisions.
My uncle is a jabalundi. He has three jobs and still can’t remember his own phone number.
That kid in my class is a jabalundi. He talks to his plants and calls them his best friends.
My mom is a jabalundi. She eats ice cream for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.