Jabair
This Indian man can’t drive and spends all his money on cock pits and planes. He’s super quiet, but when he’s mad, he screams like a madman. People say he’s the weasel because he’s sneaky and weird. He also likes silicone and porn more than food.
Jabair walked into a cock pit and came out with a broken nose and a broken heart.
He tried to drive and crashed into a tree. Then he screamed.
He bought a plane with his last $20 and now he’s flying around like a lunatic.