Jabair

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A guy from India who thinks cock pits are the best thing since sliced bread. He'll destroy silicone like it owes him money and never says anything until he's mad enough to scream in your face. He also can't drive and spends all his cash on porn and airplanes.
Jabair just walked into a cock pit and left it in pieces. No one saw it coming.
He tried to drive to the store and ended up in a ditch. Again.
He bought a plane with his last $20 and now he's flying around like a lunatic.
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An Indian man who lives in his own world of cock pits and porn. He’s super quiet until he goes off like a rocket. He can't drive and spends all his cash on airplanes and silicone. People call him the weasel because he's sneaky and weird.
Jabair walked into a cock pit and came out with a broken nose and a smile.
He spent his last dollar on a cock pit and now he’s living on the street.
He tried to drive and crashed into a tree. Then he just laughed.
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This Indian guy loves cock pits more than food. He can't drive and will spend all his money on planes and silicone. He’s a quiet man, but when he gets angry, he screams like a banshee. People say he’s the weasel because he’s sneaky and weird.
Jabair walked into a cock pit and came out covered in silicone and angry.
He tried to drive and hit a wall. Then he screamed at the wall.
He bought a plane with his last $10 and now he's flying around like a lunatic.
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Jabair is an Indian man who lives for cock pits, planes, and silicone. He's got zero money, but he'll spend it all on porn and cock pits. He’s super quiet, but when he’s mad, he’s like a wild animal. People call him the weasel because he’s sneaky and weird.
Jabair walked into a cock pit and came out with a broken nose and a broken heart.
He tried to drive and ended up in a ditch. Again.
He spent his last dollar on a cock pit and now he’s living on the street.
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This Indian man can’t drive and spends all his money on cock pits and planes. He’s super quiet, but when he’s mad, he screams like a madman. People say he’s the weasel because he’s sneaky and weird. He also likes silicone and porn more than food.
Jabair walked into a cock pit and came out with a broken nose and a broken heart.
He tried to drive and crashed into a tree. Then he screamed.
He bought a plane with his last $20 and now he’s flying around like a lunatic.
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An Indian man who loves cock pits and silicone more than food. He can’t drive and spends all his money on planes and porn. He’s quiet, but when he gets angry, he screams like a banshee. People call him the weasel because he’s sneaky and weird.
Jabair walked into a cock pit and came out with a broken nose and a smile.
He tried to drive and ended up in a ditch. Again.
He spent his last dollar on a cock pit and now he’s living on the street.
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