Jabair
An Indian man who lives in his own world of cock pits and porn. He’s super quiet until he goes off like a rocket. He can't drive and spends all his cash on airplanes and silicone. People call him the weasel because he's sneaky and weird.
Jabair walked into a cock pit and came out with a broken nose and a smile.
He spent his last dollar on a cock pit and now he’s living on the street.
He tried to drive and crashed into a tree. Then he just laughed.