jabah
Jabah is a guy who’s got brains, biceps, and a face that could make a saint blush. He’s the kind of guy who’d let his best friend steal his last burger at the mall.
DM: 'Yo Jabah, you look like you just walked outta a magazine. And your friend ate my fries.'
Tweet: 'Jabah is the only guy who can outsmart me and still look good doing it.'
Text: 'He’s so smart, he failed math on purpose just to make the teacher cry.'