jabah

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Jabah is a guy who’s got brains, biceps, and a face that could make a saint blush. He’s the kind of guy who’d let his best friend steal his last burger at the mall.
DM: 'Yo Jabah, you look like you just walked outta a magazine. And your friend ate my fries.'
Tweet: 'Jabah is the only guy who can outsmart me and still look good doing it.'
Text: 'He’s so smart, he failed math on purpose just to make the teacher cry.'
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Jabah is a young man who’s got a brain the size of a football and a face that could make a goddess weep. He’s the kind of guy who’d let his friends get in trouble just to laugh at the cops.
Text: 'Jabah, you’re so smart, you could teach a robot to do calculus.'
Tweet: 'He’s got a face that could stop a traffic jam.'
DM: 'He let me skip class just because he thought it’d be funny.'
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Jabah is a guy who’s got a brain, a body, and a face that could make a pizza jealous. He’s the kind of guy who’d let his friends fail a test just to make the teacher mad.
Tweet: 'Jabah is the only guy who could make a math test look like a joke.'
Text: 'He’s so good-looking, my dog tried to flirt with him.'
DM: 'He failed his math test just to make the teacher cry. Classic Jabah.'
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