Jabacontooberfariuspionestegn III
The most attractive person you'll ever meet. They'll make you bleed, they'll make you cry, and they'll make you wish you were dead. They love dogs, and they don't care if they're chewed up.
I tried to make a move on them. They made me eat my own hair.
They cranked 90s so loud my ears were ringing for a week.
They walked my dog, then told me I was a failure.