Jabacontooberfariuspionestegn III

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The most attractive person you’ll ever lay eyes on. They switch genders just to mess with your head and make you feel like a fool. They’ll beat you senseless and laugh while you’re bleeding.
"You think you're tough? I'll show you tough.", Jabacontooberfariuspionestegn III after a 2-hour wrestling match
I got a black eye and a bruised ego from their dog. It was worth it.
They cranked 90s so hard I thought my speakers were gonna explode.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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The love of your life, but also the person who will beat you up for fun. They have no problem making you beg for mercy. They like dogs, but only if they're cute.
I tried to flirt with them. They responded by throwing me off a cliff.
They cranked 90s so loud the neighbors called the cops.
They walked my dog and then beat me up for it.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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The most beautiful person you'll ever know. They'll make you suffer for their pleasure. They love dogs, and they don't care if you're crying from the pain.
I got a tattoo of their face. Then they made me eat it.
They cranked 90s so loud my ears bled.
They walked my dog and then told me I was a disgrace.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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The most perfect person on Earth. They’ll beat you until you’re sore, and they won’t stop until you’re screaming. They love dogs, and they’ll make you eat them if you don’t shut up.
I asked for a kiss. They responded with a punch to the gut.
They cranked 90s so loud my neighbor’s cat ran away.
They took my dog, then my dignity, and then my lunch money.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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The most attractive person you'll ever meet. They'll make you bleed, they'll make you cry, and they'll make you wish you were dead. They love dogs, and they don't care if they're chewed up.
I tried to make a move on them. They made me eat my own hair.
They cranked 90s so loud my ears were ringing for a week.
They walked my dog, then told me I was a failure.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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The most amazing person you’ll ever know. They’ll beat you up for fun, they’ll make you suffer, and they’ll make you cry. They love dogs, and they’ll make you eat them if you're not careful.
I tried to stand up to them. They beat me up and laughed.
They cranked 90s so loud my dog ran away.
They took my dog, then my dignity, and then my patience.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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