jab up your butt - Yell it like you just found out your lunch was eaten by a sq

Yell it like you just found out your lunch was eaten by a squirrel.

I yelled 'jab up your butt' at my brother when he took my video game.

My dog barked 'jab up your butt' at the mailman.

I said 'jab up your butt' to my teacher when she gave me a bad grade.